Recipe for Fitness Success

Ingredients: IBprofen, heating pads, ice packs, drive, passion, faith, sweat, determination, pain, willpower, reward, commitment, success, tears, energy, strength, pride, sticktoitivness, attitude, guts and glory.

Directions: Take first three ingredients and place in a cabinet for future use. Take all remaining ingredients and continue to add to recipe non-stop for the entire month! If you run out of any of these ingredients go to the cabinet to reenergize and continue. Recipes results may vary based on how much of the ingredients you are really willing to put into it.

I Need a Haircut

My husband and I decided that we were tired of paying $35 to $40 everytime we had to get our puppies hair cut and it was really starting show considering I almost mistaked her for a mop instead of my dog. I made the trip the other day to Target to get doggy hair cutters, came home and cut Sissy's hair at Pretty Pups...aka my laundry room. She looks like she just lost 10 pounds! I wish it were that easy! If it were I would go get a buz cut! So if I decide to get crazy and take desperate measures to see more results, when you see my buzz cut instead of asking what happened to my hair just say "Wow girl! You look 10 pounds thinner!" Hmmm...Maybe that's why Britney Spears did it. :)